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Our highly secure message delivery system goes through a strict, multi-layered vetting process, first sent to North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, then printed and hand-delivered to Kanye West, filtered for inflammatory language by the assistant to the assistant of Kim Kardashian's uglier sister Moana who has never been seen on camera, then processed to ensure all words are Fair Trade and sustainably harvested by Angelina Jolie, dictated to an illegal Mexican immigrant working for Seth McFarland who re-types the copy and emails the content to Atomic Junkshot's friends who may or may not give to the band to read and respond.